FAFQ (Frequently Asked Fucking Questions)
When will I get my shit?
Orders are sent out within 36 hours of order confirmation.
Shipping time varies depending on where you live. Typical shipping to the contiguous USA should take 3 days, but it could take up to 5 days for some places including Alaska and Hawaii.
How much does shipping cost?
If you spend $40, not a damn thing. If you don't spend $40, it'll cost you $5. That's right - $5 flat.
Where do you ship?
We ship to the USA... all 50 of them.
Oh, shit - what about international!? Yeah, give us a fucking minute to set up international shipping.
What happens if you are out of stock?
For out of stock shit, just enter your email address in the product page and we'll shoot you an email when it's back in stock. We restock regularly, so you shouldn't be waiting too fucking long.
Can I cancel or change my order?
Not sure why you'd want to cancel, but as long as your shit isn't already in the mail (ie you haven't gotten a fucking shipping confirmation email) you can cancel or modify your order. Just hit us up at email@example.com and we'll get your shit sorted.
Can I return this stuff if I don't like it or it doesn't fit?
If you've worn it or used it, then no fucking way. For unworn or unused shit, you can send anything back for a full refund within 14 days of delivery or exchange for store credit for 30 days. Just try not to fuck up the packaging please! All sale items are final sale.